在整理电脑里的音乐的时候，发现了这首很久没听的旧歌If You Wanna Be Happy。

Youtube上有这首歌，嵌入到下面：

这首歌告诫男人们千万别娶漂亮的女人当老婆，并列举了娶丑女当老婆的好处。

“漂亮女人一结婚后就做男人们不喜欢的事”，“丑女总是定时给你无微不至的照顾”。

林子祥曾经唱过这首歌的粤语版，名为《吖鸣婆》，歌词大意也一样的。

歌词如下：

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You’ll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She’ll always give you peace of mind.

Don’t let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don’t match,
Take it from me she’s a better catch.

Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she’s ugly.
Yeah, she’s ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.

所以，男人们啊，美女不是拿来当老婆的。